the best humor blog

Are you looking for the best humor blog on the internet? Then congratulations, because you found it! Hooray! Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah! Huzzah!

Now, are you looking for some quantitative or qualitative data to prove this? Is this verified? As far as you know… 🙂 Well, you’re reading it on the internet, so it must be true! </sarcasm> There’s no time for that kind of debate, and besides, it’s not needed today. See, it’s April Fools Day, where you can say anything you want, and if it’s not true, then it’s a joke. However, I’m not saying that I’m joking here. This could be, by some reasonable account, the best humor blog. It has been described as “the best content EVER” by an actual reader who is not a family member. So there’s proof! Do you believe? If you are have doubts, then you should read more to become convinced. Subscribe to get emails of new posts so you may experience the awesomeness for yourself, and/or browse the archives at every available convenience.

Will everyone find this blog awesome? Sadly, no. There hasn’t been much research on why that is, but perhaps people need to attain a certain level of awesomeness to grasp and fathom the awesomeness herein. If you aren’t that awesome yet (and you can know you’re awesome yet be humble about it), could you become more awesome by reading this blog regularly? It sure wouldn’t hurt! It might help. I mean, being around awesome people tends to improve your awesomeness, so it stands to reason. And if you can’t be with us in person, then joining us in our corner of the internet is the next best thing I reckon. So pull up a chair (that means subscribe BTW), and join the fun. Leave comments when you have something amusing to add. (Community does make it better. Some of the best posts are the ones with the most discussion from interesting characters. I’ll share some in the next post for an example.)

That concludes today’s daily rambling. Thank you for being here. It takes people like you to make people like us. Enjoy the rest of your day (and remember to make it awesome).

important news announcement today

Have you noticed how biased most of the news sources are today? Some “news” stations / websites blame the Biden administration for everything, saying he’s done every single thing wrong, while some other “news” stations / websites blame Donald Trump for everything wrong with America. And of course, while each blames one political party for all the problems, they ignore the problems in their own party while promoting all the good things (even if they have to exaggerate). Actually, both Republicans and Democrats don’t get much done, even when they have majority control in Congress, and that’s probably a good thing.

Anyway, the “news” you hear is mostly full of bias and opinion (particularly about politics). If you only listen to one side (i.e., conservative or liberal), you may not even notice. Here’s a quick test — if you think one party will save America and the other party is to blame for the problems, you have been fed propaganda and bias. And if you are just now realizing this, I apologize. Propaganda seems tasty at first, but when you realize what it really is, it tastes like crap. So don’t eat it!

By now, you’re probably wondering why I’m ranting about politics. Well, this is a big problem in America now, and perhaps Buffet o’ Blog should transition to be a news source you can trust, albeit with humor. (Politics is especially devoid of humor, if you haven’t noticed. It’s like they just care about making you mad these days.) So to be truly fair and balanced, we’re not going to pander to either political party. We’ll tell you the truth! Although I do wonder if the general populace is ready for the truth… here’s why — your preferred party is part of the problem. It’s hard to swallow for people that are lifelong followers of either side — Republicans or Democrats. The truth is, both parties are largely corrupt, incompetent, self-seeking, and are leading America toward eventual destruction. Both will claim they are the solution, that if only their party was fully in charge everything would be great, but it’s not true. Every few years we have one party fully in charge, and not much changes. The same problems still persist and continue to worsen.

You know, scratch that. I don’t think we could make the truth very funny. So that part about starting our own news broadcast, let’s not do that. It is April Fools Day after all, and that part was made up. (Sadly, the rest of the rant is true. Sorry to rain on your parade, but it’s important to know.) So we’re going to remain focused on humor and randomness here. Regardless of our government leading us to a bad future, we should do our best to make the most of each day. Most of us cannot do much about the political debacle other than voting, so why let it sour your attitude and ruin your day? Focus on what you can do to make today great for you and those around you.

That’s all. This was an attempt to be funny about a topic that isn’t funny, and while it probably wasn’t funny, perhaps it could help you feel better anyway. If it failed, sorry; just go to the next post and it’ll not be about politics. I was just trying to mix humor and awareness and life improvement, hoping perhaps someone will look at their “news” consumption and think, “They’re just telling me what to be mad about, and every day there’s some seemingly huge problem that is blamed on the other party. I’d be happier if I didn’t consume all this. I could find better uses of that time.” Find what works for you… personally I’ve cut back on news. Watching it was often like watching a train wreck — it’s a disaster, but it can be hard to look away. However, watching too much of it makes you feel like you were run over by the train… 🙂 And then there’s that whole taste of propaganda thing… ugh!

Oops, sorry, I meant to stop but kept rambling. That happens sometimes. This blog is supposed to be an outlet for rambling and randomness, but there I go trying to help people again. I’ll stop again. 🙂

Thank you, drive thru…