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rel="nofollow"&gt;Pexels.com&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/a019-jakubk-0457-beef-burger-bbq1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beef patties on a grill</image:title><image:caption>&lt;a href="https://www.rawpixel.com/image/447974/beef-patties-grill" rel="nofollow"&gt;Beef patties on a grill&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a href="" rel="nofollow"&gt;Jakub Kapusnak&lt;/a&gt; is licensed under &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/" rel="nofollow"&gt;CC-CC0 1.0&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/pexels-photo-5908289.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>faceless cook with tasty cheeseburger on plate at home</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Katerina Holmes on &lt;a href="https://www.pexels.com/photo/faceless-cook-with-tasty-cheeseburger-on-plate-at-home-5908289/" 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href="https://www.pexels.com/photo/kitchen-and-dining-area-1080721/" rel="nofollow"&gt;Pexels.com&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-09-10T14:58:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2021/06/05/invisible-sculpture-for-sale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/pexels-photo-6758248.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>stylish couch near side tables</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Max Vakhtbovych on &lt;a href="https://www.pexels.com/photo/stylish-couch-near-side-tables-6758248/" rel="nofollow"&gt;Pexels.com&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-04-07T14:53:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2021/05/04/recreating-the-aurora-borealis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/pexels-photo-360912.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>aurora borealis</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Visit  Greenland on &lt;a href="https://www.pexels.com/photo/aurora-borealis-360912/" rel="nofollow"&gt;Pexels.com&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-05-04T20:33:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2021/04/13/optimus-prime-that-transforms-on-its-own/</loc><lastmod>2021-04-19T15:44:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2020/11/20/modern-art-with-trumps-legal-team-four-seasons-total-landscaping/</loc><lastmod>2020-11-20T23:38:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2020/11/03/funny-pictures-political-edition-2020/</loc><lastmod>2020-11-03T17:03:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2020/09/14/crazy-contraptions-for-social-distancing/</loc><lastmod>2020-09-14T16:29:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2020/08/24/caption-contest-boy-dumping-water-from-roof/</loc><lastmod>2020-08-25T14:33:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2020/08/16/soap-the-bubbly-barbarian/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/soap-bubble-colorful-ball-soapy-water.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clear and blue bubble near green leaves</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Pixabay on &lt;a href="https://www.pexels.com/photo/clear-and-blue-bubble-near-green-leaves-35533/" rel="nofollow"&gt;Pexels.com&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-08-17T00:46:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2020/08/13/dont-call-it-a-comeback/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/writing-notes-idea-conference.jpg</image:loc><image:title>writing notes idea class</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Startup Stock Photos on &lt;a href="https://www.pexels.com/photo/writing-notes-idea-class-7103/" rel="nofollow"&gt;Pexels.com&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-08-14T18:47:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/subscribe/</loc><lastmod>2025-05-09T00:20:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2020/07/27/who-invented-cheese-dip/</loc><lastmod>2025-11-21T13:54:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2014/06/13/car-commercial-with-bo-luke-duke/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-30T07:47:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2014/11/11/2014-national-cheese-dip-competition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cheese-dip-research-11-8-12-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cheese dip research, 11-8-12, 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-11T07:05:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2014/03/25/funny-pictures-episode-17/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/banana-phone-for-iphone-51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>banana phone - for iPhone 5</image:title><image:caption>I know there are tons of iAccessories for the iPhone series, but does anyone really buy this crap?  And note how easy it is to take a $600 iPhone 5 and make it look cheap and generic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/its-a-jeep-thing-you-wouldnt-understand1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>it's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand</image:title><image:caption>They're right... I don't understand.  Anyone care to explain?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/valentines-day-present-what-could-go-wrong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valentine's Day present - what could go wrong</image:title><image:caption>If your sweetheart wants a puppy, and this is the type of puppy she wants, then that's many bonus points.  However, be sure she wants a dog.  I've heard stories of guys who did not understand that concept, and bringing home unwanted pets will lose you many points.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/weight-control-medicine-next-to-chocolates-thats-just-mean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weight control medicine next to chocolates - that's just mean</image:title><image:caption>That's not right... and if it was intentional, that's just mean!  I understand targeted marketing, but that's just not caring about customers...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/gym-membership-pay-when-you-dont-go.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gym membership - pay when you don't go</image:title><image:caption>That is actually a great idea!  Granted, most people would cancel their membership instead, but the concept is great... in theory.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/russias-reputation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Russia's reputation</image:title><image:caption>That's a unique perspective on Russia's position these days...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-25T20:35:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2014/01/20/einstein-acme-and-science/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-20T21:52:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2007/03/05/pimped-out-toilet-sweepstakes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/pimped_out_john.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pimped-out toilet</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-16T21:33:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2014/01/09/why-would-you-say-that/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-09T15:07:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/12/10/famous-car-chase-in-shopping-mall-recreated/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-10T05:15:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/11/15/when-words-arent-enough/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-15T22:21:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/11/11/jetman-flying-cars-the-future/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-11T22:24:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/11/01/world-record-birthday-cheetos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/cheetos-many-industrial-sized-bags-65-per-bag-supposedly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheetos - many industrial sized bags, $65 per bag supposedly</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-15T22:33:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/10/28/why-is-gas-9-99gallon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/gas-prices-9-99-not-really-july-2013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gas prices 9.99 (not really) - July 2013</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/explosion-gaza-strip-from-israeli-f-16-jet-jan-3-2009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>explosion, Gaza Strip, from Israeli F-16 jet, Jan. 3, 2009</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-28T19:50:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/09/17/yosemite-sam-and-nerf-guns/</loc><lastmod>2020-03-26T19:21:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/09/06/diet-colas-with-artificial-poop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/diet-cola-now-with-more-artificial-poop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>diet cola - now with more artificial poop</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-10T19:24:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/08/28/bird-poop-facials-only-180/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/poop-jar-of-poop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poop - jar of poop</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-28T19:58:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2008/01/09/coffee-made-from-poop/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-28T04:48:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/07/12/caption-contest-car-wreck-how-did-this-happen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/car-between-buildings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>car between buildings</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-28T20:03:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/06/27/weird-baby-names-some-banned/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cowboy-making-hand-gestures.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cowboy making hand gestures</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-28T20:02:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/06/20/a-lamborghini-batmobile/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/lamborghini-veneno-back.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lamborghini-Veneno-back</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/lamborghini-veneno-front.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lamborghini-Veneno-front</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-27T20:18:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/05/10/eating-bacon-to-live-longer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/breakfast-at-tony_s-in-birch-run-mi-1-lb-of-bacon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>breakfast at Tony’s in Birch Run, MI - 1 lb of bacon</image:title><image:caption>This breakfast platter from Tony's I-75 restaurant in Birch Run, MI, has 1 pound of bacon.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-16T19:23:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/03/21/man-vs-food-carnivore-pizza-challenge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/carnivore-pizza-man-vs-food.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carnivore pizza on man vs food</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-17T16:01:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/04/10/epic-fails-in-amateur-athletics/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-16T22:25:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/04/08/cashier-beatboxing/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-25T20:20:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/03/24/explaining-dennis-rodman-as-u-s-ambassador/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-25T04:34:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/11/29/combining-halloween-thanksgiving-and-christmas/</loc><lastmod>2020-11-03T16:47:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/12/01/building-our-own-giant-straw-christmas-goat/</loc><lastmod>2023-07-04T22:06:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/04/15/easter-eggs-falling-from-the-sky/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-19T21:21:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/04/10/its-time-to-replace-the-easter-bunny/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-19T21:20:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/03/18/ignorance-could-produce-a-laxative-effect/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-01T21:15:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/03/07/super-bowl-randomness/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-08T04:53:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/02/14/who-is-valentines-day-for/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/valentines-day-card-vintage-04.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valentine's Day card - 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Arrivals</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/batmobile-at-auction.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Batmobile - at auction</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/batmobile-in-the-batcave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Batmobile in the Batcave</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-24T05:49:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/01/21/buying-all-the-most-expensive-cheese/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/most-expensive-cheese-donkey-cheese-smoked-pule.jpg</image:loc><image:title>most-expensive-cheese-donkey-cheese-smoked-pule</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/novak-djokovic-meme-donkey-cheese.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Novak Djokovic meme - donkey cheese</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-22T05:33:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/01/13/dancing-in-a-restaurant/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-14T04:27:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/about/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-11T17:10:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/01/11/farmer-style-gangnam-style-parody/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-11T17:06:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2013/01/08/breathing-to-get-healthier/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/long-breath-diet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>long breath diet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/take-a-deep-breath-enjoy-nature.jpg</image:loc><image:title>take a deep breath, enjoy nature</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-14T10:38:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/12/21/its-time-to-save-the-world-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/explosion-licorne-shot-french-polynesia-1970-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>explosion - Licorne shot, French Polynesia, 1970, 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-09T05:11:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/11/26/holiday-eating-is-not-making-you-fat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bacon-wrapped-turkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bacon-wrapped turkey</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-27T02:49:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/11/19/more-of-the-3-stooges-please/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/3-stooges-fighting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3 Stooges, fighting</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-19T23:45:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/11/06/funny-pictures-episode-16-political-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/obama-kid-scared-of-obama-halloween-mask.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Obama - kid scared of Obama Halloween mask</image:title><image:caption>Kid, a lot of people are scared...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/obama-as-erkle-on-economy-did-i-do-that.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Obama as Erkle, on economy, Did I do that</image:title><image:caption>Obama: Did I do that?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/barack_obama_101.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barack_obama_101</image:title><image:caption>[A few weeks ago] Biden: "Shouldn't we be fixing the economy instead of playing golf?"  Obama: "Wait until we get closer to the next election.  Then we'll make things look better."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/politics-bush-and-obama-philosophies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>politics - Bush and Obama, philosophies</image:title><image:caption>Regardless of your stance on Obama's policies, there is the very important issue of how we going to pay for it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/constitution-of-the-united-states-on-clearance.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Constitution of the United States - on clearance</image:title><image:caption>The government might as well sell it -- they've already sold out on it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/obama-zombies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Obama zombies</image:title><image:caption>Are zombies allowed to vote?  Let's hope not!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/election-2012-boss-hogg-rosco-p-coltrane.png</image:loc><image:title>election 2012 - Boss Hogg &amp; Rosco P. Coltrane</image:title><image:caption>I'm not sure Boss Hogg and Rosco P. Coltrane would do a better job than Obama or Romney, but they would be a LOT more entertaining!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-02T12:05:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/10/30/funny-costumes-pt-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/costume-never-too-old-to-attend-hogwarts-harry-potter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>costume - never too old to attend Hogwarts (Harry Potter)</image:title><image:caption>The caption for this could be "Never too old to attend Hogwarts", but that might not be true...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/costume-man-dressed-as-wonder-woman-gross.jpg</image:loc><image:title>costume - man dressed as Wonder Woman - gross</image:title><image:caption>No man should ever dress like Wonder Woman.  I realize some people enjoy gross stuff, but there's a line you don't want to cross, and this is so far past that line that it's like "what line?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/costume-suit-of-spidermans-enemy-doctor-octopus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>costume - suit of Spiderman's enemy Doctor Octopus</image:title><image:caption>I like this one, too -- Spiderman's enemy Doctor Octopus / Dr. Octavius / Doc Ock, and he has captured Spiderman.  This might scare some children, but that's part of trick-or-treat, isn't it?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/costume-mr-t-for-a-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>costume - Mr. T for a baby</image:title><image:caption>Speaking of cool... what's cooler than a Mr. T costume for babies?  You have cute and tough at the same time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/costume-ghostbusters-and-stay-puft-marshmallow-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>costume - Ghostbusters and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man</image:title><image:caption>This is cool!  One of the Ghostbusters and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-30T19:23:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/10/29/a-snow-hurricane/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/snow-bumble.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snow bumble</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-29T21:29:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/10/22/carving-pumpkins-with-guns/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-22T20:49:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/10/17/world-cheese-dip-competition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/e-card-im-about-to-eat-an-inhumane-amount-of-queso.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e-card - I'm about to eat an inhumane amount of queso</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/world-cheese-dip-competition-ad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>World Cheese Dip Competition ad</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-17T21:19:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/10/10/funny-pictures-episode-15/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nfl-replacement-referees1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parody of NFL replacement referees</image:title><image:caption>It wasn't quite that bad... at least most of the time...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/atari-2600-tanks-but-no-tanks-actual-game-from-1982.png</image:loc><image:title>Atari 2600 - Tanks But No Tanks, actual video game from 1982</image:title><image:caption>Supposedly this was an actual game for the Atari 2600.  Judging by the title, I really don't know what to think.  Are there tanks or not?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/harry-potter-hogwarts-great-hall-without-cgi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harry Potter - Hogwarts Great Hall without CGI</image:title><image:caption>Isn't it amazing what difference a little CGI can make?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pee-wee-herman-in-the-olympics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pee-Wee Herman riding his bicycle in the Olympics</image:title><image:caption>Uhh... although that would be really random...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nfl-replacement-referees.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NFL replacement referees</image:title><image:caption>It wasn't quite that bad... at least most of the time...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/apple-product-design-vs-braun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Apple product design vs Braun</image:title><image:caption>Do the iPhone and iMac designs look so original now?  A quick glance online shows that this could be intentional.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-21T01:39:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/10/08/much-randomness-on-facebook/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/facebook-status-chicken-not-salmon1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Facebook status - chicken, not salmon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/facebook-status-chicken-not-salmon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Facebook status - chicken, not salmon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-09T03:18:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/09/24/are-humans-just-mutant-animals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dog-husky-surprised-by-ball-in-hand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dog, husky, surprised by ball in hand</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-28T14:41:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/09/20/much-ado-about-nothing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/angry-man-pointing-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angry man pointing, 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-26T05:21:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/09/19/talk-like-a-pirate-day-and-free-donuts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/capn-slappy-and-ol-chumbucket-the-founders-of-talk-like-a-pirate-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cap'n Slappy and Ol' Chumbucket, the founders of Talk Like a Pirate Day</image:title><image:caption>Cap'n Slappy and Ol' Chumbucket, the founders of Talk Like a Pirate Day</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-19T17:23:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/09/03/you-can-help-us-prevent-hurricanes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/hurricane-isaac-2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hurricane Isaac (2012)</image:title><image:caption>Hurricane Isaac in 2012</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-21T04:30:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/08/21/the-ultimate-blt-sandwich/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/arbys-ultimate-blt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arby's Ultimate BLT</image:title><image:caption>Arby's "Ultimate BLT".  There might be 5 pieces of bacon, but not 5 full strips of bacon.  This is so not the ultimate BLT.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-21T16:02:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/08/15/caption-contest-tough-guy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/village-people.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Village People</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-19T18:07:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/08/06/new-music-thats-funny-and-random/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bringin-da-phat-random-funny-music-with-farting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bringin' Da Phat - random funny music with farting</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-07T10:15:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/08/02/a-conversation-going-downhill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/e-card-diagnosed-with-butt-nuggets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e-card - diagnosed with butt-nuggets</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/e-card-diagnosed-with-gas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e-card - diagnosed with gas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/e-card-diagnosed-with-awesomeness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e-card - diagnosed with awesomeness</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-02T07:15:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/07/26/funny-pictures-episode-14/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/beatles-ripping-off-justin-bieber.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beatles ripping off Justin Bieber</image:title><image:caption>I sure hope someone didn't really write that.  I'm scared to look...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/merry-pippin-convince-the-ents-they-have-a-faster-way-to-isengard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Merry &amp; Pippin convince the Ents they have a faster way to Isengard</image:title><image:caption>Merry &amp; Pippin convince the Ents they have a faster way to Isengard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/occupy-a-job.jpg</image:loc><image:title>occupy a job</image:title><image:caption>Not that protesting is necessarily wrong... but camping out for weeks or months just isn't feasible if you have a job.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/angry-birds-not-as-fun-in-real-life.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angry Birds -- not as fun in real life</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/why-chick-fil-a-supports-traditional-marriage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>why Chick-fil-A supports traditional marriage</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-26T06:04:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/07/25/why-its-so-hot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/earth-really-close-to-sun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Earth really close to Sun</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-25T15:19:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/07/20/taking-tacos-where-theyve-never-been-before/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-20T19:38:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/07/19/an-odd-use-for-burnt-biscuits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/burnt-biscuits.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burnt biscuits</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-31T08:43:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/07/13/deep-fried-dollar-bill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/deep-fried-dollar-bill.png</image:loc><image:title>deep-fried dollar bill</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-14T04:57:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/07/04/fireworks-show-gone-wrong/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-13T07:45:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/07/02/crazy-spam/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/err-stop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ERR-STOP</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-02T17:06:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/06/26/caption-contest-space-laser-shooting-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/space-laser-shooting-house-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>space laser shooting house, 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-11-18T16:46:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/06/23/a-burger-with-too-much-bacon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/burger-king-burger-with-1050-slices-of-bacon-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burger King burger with 1050 slices of bacon, 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/burger-king-burger-with-1050-slices-of-bacon-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burger King burger with 1050 slices of bacon, 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-06-06T02:11:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/06/19/suing-michael-jordan-for-his-looks/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-20T20:17:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/06/12/a-manly-ipod-docking-station/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ixoost-docking-station-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iXoost docking station, 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ixoost-docking-station-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iXoost docking station, 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-13T04:12:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/06/11/man-candles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/man-candles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man-candles</image:title><image:caption>YANKEE CANDLE COMPANY, INC</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-30T16:08:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/06/06/a-cat-helicopter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cat-helicopter-orvillecopter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat helicopter Orvillecopter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-31T07:05:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/05/31/youll-trade-me-what-for-a-pair-of-shoes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/missile_launcher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>missile_launcher</image:title><image:caption>You know the economy is bad when people are trading in the family rocket launcher for a pair of tennis shoes.  I blame Obama.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-05T19:03:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/05/23/creating-our-own-space-laser-inator/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/space-laser-shooting-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>space laser shooting house</image:title><image:caption>Burninating the countryside...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/space-laser.jpg</image:loc><image:title>space laser</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-25T17:00:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/05/21/creating-an-explosion-on-the-moon/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-22T18:47:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/05/18/are-dinosaurs-extinct-because-of-their-farting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dinosaurs-tv-show-not-the-momma.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dinosaurs TV show -- not the momma</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-19T01:27:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/05/11/real-life-transformer-prototype/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-11T06:16:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/05/08/caption-contest-who-can-explain-this-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/wrecked-ups-truck-guy-in-tux-with-sewing-machine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wrecked UPS truck, guy in tux with sewing machine</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-31T09:32:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/05/03/new-pizza-hut-crusts-plus-our-ideas/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-08T21:52:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/04/30/caption-contest-protesters-offering-flowers-to-riot-police/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/protesters-offering-flowers-to-riot-police.jpg</image:loc><image:title>protesters offering flowers to riot police</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-19T18:19:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/04/25/launching-a-toilet-into-space/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/toilet-flying-through-the-air.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toilet flying through the air</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-11T20:37:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/04/24/youve-won-the-lottery-oh-oops/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cat-playing-in-a-pile-of-money.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat playing in a pile of money</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-25T13:36:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/04/20/review-of-taco-bells-doritos-locos-taco/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/taco-bell-doritos-locos-taco-eaten-by-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco - eaten by cat</image:title><image:caption>This isn't my cat, but while searching for a picture I found this one, which is cool. It links to the original site.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-21T03:42:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/04/17/funny-baby-care-instructions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/baby-care-child-tips.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby care child tips</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-30T10:32:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/04/11/do-we-need-more-super-sized-burgers-in-america/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-20T21:41:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/04/09/is-there-anything-i-can-do-for-you/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-10T13:24:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/03/21/caption-contest-japanese-guys-in-crazy-costumes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/japanese-guys-in-crazy-costumes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japanese guys in crazy costumes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-23T18:25:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/03/18/comments-section-having-problems/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/man-stressed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man stressed</image:title><image:caption>I can't leave a comment?!?  Oh, bother!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-18T05:03:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/03/16/what-a-book-title/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-19T20:24:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/03/16/odor-absorbing-paint/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-19T14:13:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/03/13/caption-contest-cat-attacking-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cat-attacking-passerby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat attacking passerby</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-19T18:22:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/03/12/the-game-of-housekeeping/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/woman-glaring-at-man-about-housework.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woman glaring at man about housework</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-01T02:33:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/03/11/100-years-of-oreos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/oreo-cookie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oreo cookie</image:title><image:caption>Nom nom nom</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-12T04:05:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/03/07/caption-contest-man-chased-by-hippo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/man-being-chased-by-hippo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man being chased by hippo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-08T12:48:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/02/29/new-darwin-award-nominee/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-01T15:48:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/02/27/caption-contest-jet-crashed-in-backyard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jet-landed-in-someones-backyard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jet landed in someone's backyard</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-23T18:28:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/02/24/should-i-get-a-salad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/salad-ugly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>salad - ugly</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-06T02:50:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/02/22/devastating-explosions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/explosion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>explosion</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-23T15:55:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/02/21/caption-contest-guy-acting-crazy-during-protest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/guy-acting-crazy-during-riot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guy acting crazy during riot</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-14T20:11:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/02/16/caption-contest-guy-eating-strange-food/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/guy-eating-strange-food-looking-sick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guy eating strange food, looking sick</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-18T23:05:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/02/15/valentines-day-roses-and-bacon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/demotivation-poster-bacon-roses-in-a-vase.jpg</image:loc><image:title>demotivation poster - bacon roses in a vase</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-31T08:02:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/02/09/star-wars-music-on-the-radio/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/darth-vader-conducts-orchestra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Darth Vader conducts orchestra</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-01-24T12:23:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/02/07/caption-contest-traffic-jam/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cars-lined-up-at-gas-station.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cars lined up at gas station</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-10T18:23:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/02/06/funny-pictures-episode-13-baby-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/target-practice-with-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>target practice, with baby</image:title><image:caption>Again, I'm no expert on children, but I bet I can guess what happens next...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/baby-toy-mounted-on-bumper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby toy mounted on bumper</image:title><image:caption>I don't have a baby yet, so there's a lot I still have to learn, but I'm pretty sure using it like this would be a bad idea, not to mention illegal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/crazy-color-chart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazy color chart</image:title><image:caption>I've also been looking at colors to paint the baby room.  I knew there were (supposedly) millions of colors, but we didn't see any of these at the paint store.  Maybe they only show them upon request...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/baby-carriage-like-at-at-from-star-wars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby carriage like AT-AT from Star Wars</image:title><image:caption>Here's another neat baby stroller / carriage, but I'm not even gonna bother showing this to my wife.  How many guys would appreciate a baby stroller that looks like an AT-AT from Star Wars?  But this is one of those areas in life where a man's definition of cool usually doesn't factor into the vote.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/baby-stroller-with-4-wheel-drive.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby stroller with 4-wheel drive</image:title><image:caption>I've actually been looking at baby strollers of late, but I'm fairly certain my wife wouldn't go for one like this.  She doesn't seem to understand that sometimes you need to go off-road.  I realize that's not normal for baby strollers, but if they had tires like this, maybe people would more often...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-06T18:04:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/02/03/dramatic-victory-celebration/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-03T16:22:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/01/30/caption-contest-van-crashed-in-store-window/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/truck-in-store-window.jpg</image:loc><image:title>truck in store window</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-15T16:42:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/01/29/a-shout-out-to-mango-man/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-31T05:37:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/01/25/occupy-denver-elected-dog-as-leader/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-25T20:25:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/01/23/caption-contest-guy-holding-crazy-gun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/crazy-gun-weapon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazy gun weapon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-26T06:02:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/01/19/burger-bomb-sauce/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-09T18:30:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/01/18/the-darth-vader-burger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/darth-vader-burger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Darth Vader burger</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-16T23:00:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2012/01/16/caption-contest-darth-vader-and-ronald-mcdonald/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/darth-vader-friends-with-ronald-mcdonald.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Darth Vader - 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FAIL</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-25T20:46:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/11/30/randomness-with-chuck-norris-joke/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-11T12:37:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/11/30/the-ultimate-potato-salad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/potato-salad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>potato salad</image:title><image:caption>If you view this full-size, it looks somewhat like an alien blob.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-15T15:43:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/11/30/man-running-from-public-restroom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/sign-bathroom-funny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sign - bathroom, funny</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-16T21:12:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/11/28/caption-contest-train-wreck-through-building/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/train-wreck-thru-building.jpg</image:loc><image:title>train wreck through building</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-02T18:52:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/11/16/would-you-eat-a-tarantula/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/tarantula-spider.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tarantula spider</image:title><image:caption>Yummy...  NOT!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-16T20:40:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/11/14/caption-contest-woman-surrounded-by-paperwork/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/woman-at-desk-swamped-by-papers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woman at desk, swamped by papers</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-19T18:29:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/11/13/funny-pictures-episode-12/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/grimace-nom-nom-nom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grimace - Nom-Nom-Nom</image:title><image:caption>Grimace: Nom-Nom-Nom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/caption-im-a-woman-and-i-have-rights.jpg</image:loc><image:title>caption - I'm a woman and I have rights!</image:title><image:caption>This reminds me of a guy I know... his name is Anonymous.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/butter-ad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>butter ad</image:title><image:caption>This sounds like that "Important Doctor", with his &lt;A HREF="https://buffetoblog.wordpress.com/2006/06/14/reducing-high-blood-pressure/#comment-334"&gt;bacon and cheese diet&lt;/A&gt;...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dog-like-a-boss.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dog - like a boss</image:title><image:caption>Pets have a way of letting you know when they feel neglected...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/boy-they-called-me-short-i-called-them-an-ambulance.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boy - they called me short, I called them an ambulance</image:title><image:caption>This reminds me of regular reader Rurouni Kenneth!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-13T21:25:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/11/09/a-motorcycle-fueled-by-poop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/toilet-bike-neo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toilet Bike Neo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-12T03:16:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/11/07/caption-contest-guy-on-big-wheel-tricycle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/guy-on-big-wheel-tricycle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guy on Big Wheel tricycle</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-02T23:47:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/11/03/the-krispy-kreme-milkshake/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-09T14:42:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/10/31/caption-contest-man-with-crown-being-watched/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/uhh-wannabe-pimp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uhh - wannabe pimp</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-02T21:58:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/10/30/a-call-to-eat-pizza/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pizza-with-lots-of-meat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizza with lots of meat</image:title><image:caption>If you click this picture to enlarge it, be forewarned that it will probably make you want to order pizza.  If only I had a printer that could "print" out a real pizza like this when ordering online...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T05:23:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/10/26/the-new-theme/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-27T03:52:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2007/07/19/free-for-all-story-3-are-you-talking-to-me/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-25T22:08:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/10/24/caption-contest-woman-tending-garden-despite-fire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/woman-tending-garden-despite-smoke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woman tending garden despite smoke</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-09T22:33:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/10/17/caption-contest-clown-jumping-rope-with-hot-dogs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/clown-woman-jumping-rope-with-hot-dogs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clown woman jumping rope with hot dogs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-15T16:48:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/10/11/antelope-tackling-bicycle-rider-bread-helmet-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bread-helmet-man-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bread Helmet Man, 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bread-helmet-man-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bread Helmet Man, 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bread-helmet-man-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bread Helmet Man, 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bread-helmet-man-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bread Helmet Man, 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bread-helmet-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bread Helmet Man</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-12T06:13:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/10/10/caption-contest-bicycle-stunt-to-impress-the-ladies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bike-crash-flip-to-impress-the-ladies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bike crash flip to impress the ladies</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-17T22:20:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/10/06/obama-fried-chicken/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/obama-fried-chicken-in-china.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Obama Fried Chicken, in China</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-25T21:15:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/10/05/hibachi-style-chef-at-taco-bell/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-05T15:23:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/10/03/caption-contest-batman-wanna-be/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/batman-wanna-be.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Batman wanna-be</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-15T16:50:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/09/30/eating-while-your-wife-shops/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-04T04:58:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/09/29/a-store-for-men-is-needed/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-30T03:27:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/09/27/too-much-meat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/food-from-los-amigos-table-full-of-food.jpg</image:loc><image:title>food from Los Amigos, table full of food</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-05T10:45:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/09/26/caption-contest-truck-on-a-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/car-wreck-the-effects-of-beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>car wreck - the effects of beer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-28T00:33:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/09/26/marketing-with-warm-cookies/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-12T05:33:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/09/21/why-am-i-the-cats-pajamas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cats-pajamas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat's pajamas</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-27T04:23:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/09/11/what-do-you-mean-out-of-bacon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bacon-free-bacon-sign.png</image:loc><image:title>bacon - free bacon sign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bacon-sea-of-bacon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bacon - sea of bacon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-10T05:39:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/09/17/caption-contest-big-outdoor-picnic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/big-outdoor-picnic-wouldnt-want-to-be-a-waiter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big outdoor picnic - wouldn't want to be a waiter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-26T15:57:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/09/17/a-girls-first-football-game/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-17T23:41:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/09/08/wimpys-burger-challenge/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-13T00:07:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/08/31/caption-contest-fight-during-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/fight-during-soccer-game.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fight during soccer game</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-03T19:35:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/08/28/teaching-students-with-explosions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/self-destruct-button.jpg</image:loc><image:title>self-destruct button</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-29T04:19:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/08/27/wheres-the-posts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/man-in-banana-suit-crying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man in banana suit crying</image:title><image:caption>More posts are coming... Such antics aren't necessary... Really, quit, because you're scaring me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-29T04:02:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/08/17/caption-contest-people-on-porch-watching-wildfire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/people-watching-fire-on-mount-mclean-in-canada.jpg</image:loc><image:title>people watching fire on Mount McLean in Canada</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-27T04:15:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/08/14/video-of-soundwave-breakdancing/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-16T22:14:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/08/10/caption-contest-bird-stealing-ice-cream/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bird-stealing-ice-cream.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bird stealing ice cream</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-21T23:38:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/08/05/restaurant-review-almost-famous/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-05T20:33:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/08/05/how-to-describe-this-heat-wave/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/sun-up-close.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sun up close</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-13T04:23:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/08/03/caption-contest-guy-on-motorcycle-upside-down/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/guy-on-motorcycle-upside-down-fail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guy on motorcycle, upside down, FAIL</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-08T20:17:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/08/01/how-transformers-cgi-should-have-looked-in-the-movie-pt-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/megatron-in-michael-bays-transformers-movies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Megatron in Michael Bay's Transformers movies</image:title><image:caption>Who is this?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ruined-forever-switch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ruined forever - switch</image:title><image:caption>Let's hope not!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-01T15:53:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/07/27/watching-transformers-3-with-different-expectations/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-27T20:39:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/07/08/lebron-james-mashup-video/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-26T01:10:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/07/25/caption-contest-boy-stuck-in-toilet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/boy-stuck-in-toilet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boy stuck in toilet</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-06T16:31:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/07/23/is-this-not-the-page-you-were-looking-for/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-23T05:05:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/07/21/funny-pictures-episode-11/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/hammock-over-railroad-tracks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hammock over railroad tracks</image:title><image:caption>I hope he's not a heavy sleeper!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/graph-how-likely-people-will-come-to-my-desk.png</image:loc><image:title>graph - how likely people will come to my desk</image:title><image:caption>While that may happen, some people fart so much that it's always dangerous to go to their cubicle...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/gator-about-to-jump-in-boat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gator about to jump in boat</image:title><image:caption>There are people who live this way, who hunt gators for a living.  Now they even have their own TV show called Swamp People.  Crazy...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/chair-pants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chair pants</image:title><image:caption>This would make a great conversation starter.  Except that people everywhere would be laughing at you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/airplane-in-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>airplane in tree</image:title><image:caption>This is from the Rosco P. Coltrane school of flying.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-21T19:38:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/07/19/caption-contest-barack-obama-frustrated-during-meeting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/barack_obama_19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>President Barack Obama frustrated during meeting</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-15T02:34:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/07/13/nfl-players-need-our-help/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/football-fat-player.jpg</image:loc><image:title>football - fat player</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-20T05:17:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/07/11/caption-contest-man-drinking-flowers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/what-are-you-drinking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>what are you drinking</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-21T23:38:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2008/05/18/how-transformers-cgi-should-have-looked-in-the-movie/</loc><lastmod>2017-06-17T12:14:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/07/07/slide-from-bedroom-to-swimming-pool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/swimming-pool-slide-from-bedroom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>swimming pool - slide from bedroom</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-31T07:04:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/07/06/caption-contest-airplane-crashed-in-a-lake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/airplane-in-lake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>airplane in lake</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-27T20:43:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/07/03/world-record-lunch-break/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-06T05:46:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/07/01/smurfs-movie-trailer/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-01T15:09:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/06/27/caption-contest-pancake-tossing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pancake-tossing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pancake tossing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-12T00:32:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/06/23/ultimate-destroyer-bbq-sandwich/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/papa-bobs-ultimate-destroyer-challenge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Papa Bob's Ultimate Destroyer Challenge</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-15T21:58:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/06/20/caption-contest-couple-standing-in-front-of-burning-barn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/couple-standing-in-front-of-burning-barn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>couple standing in front of burning barn</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-13T21:10:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/06/20/who-wouldnt-want-a-flamethrower/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-21T19:45:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/06/15/caption-contest-sumo-jockey-in-horse-racing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/a-sumo-jockey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a sumo jockey</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-10-07T01:47:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/06/15/missing-new-posts/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-15T19:21:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/06/07/caption-contest-bicycle-rider-kicking-someone-in-crowd/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bicycle-rider-kicking-someone-in-crowd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bicycle rider kicking someone in crowd</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-17T23:45:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/06/05/tour-de-donut-the-donut-race/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-10T18:03:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/06/03/national-doughnut-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/donuts-several-plates-full.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donuts - several plates full</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-03T16:26:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/06/01/caption-contest-face-with-strange-painting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/face-with-strange-painting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>face with strange painting</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-10T04:55:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/05/25/how-was-the-end-of-the-world-for-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/end-of-the-world-prediction-awkward-billboard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>end of the world prediction - awkward billboard</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-14T04:47:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/05/23/caption-contest-crazy-man-on-woodpile/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/naked-man-on-wood-pile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>naked man on wood pile</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T03:29:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/05/23/gaming-for-bacon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/ticket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ticket</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-27T23:52:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/05/19/wheres-the-bacon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/blog-tag-cloud-5-17-11.png</image:loc><image:title>blog tag cloud, 5-17-11</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-25T15:03:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/05/16/caption-contest-guy-playing-guitar-around-junk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/guy-on-guitar-with-junk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guy on guitar with junk</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-02T06:01:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/05/12/review-of-wimpys-in-conway-ar/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-13T00:12:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/05/12/review-of-davids-burgers-in-conway-ar/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-13T04:24:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/05/10/caption-contest-motorcycle-popping-wheelie-next-to-cop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/guy-on-motorcycle-popping-wheelie-next-to-cop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guy on motorcycle popping wheelie next to cop</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-01T05:17:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/05/06/funny-pictures-episode-10/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/clothes-horizontal-stripes-make-you-look-fat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clothes - horizontal stripes make you look fat</image:title><image:caption>Someone should tell this guy that horizontal stripes make you look fat...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bp-you-are-responsible-for-spills.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BP - you are responsible for spills</image:title><image:caption>If it's part of their promoted philosophy, don't they have to follow it?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bike-jumping-decorated-buses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bike jumping decorated buses</image:title><image:caption>New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin celebrates, after his unused hurricane evacuation buses came back from "Pimp My Ride!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/batman-the-dark-inception.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Batman - The Dark Inception</image:title><image:caption>It's an interesting concept.  I do enjoy parodies of movies...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/mario-after-falling-down-pit-in-mushroom-kingdom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mario after falling down pit in Mushroom Kingdom</image:title><image:caption>Now you know...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/ad-from-1960s-for-sugar-for-kids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ad from 1960s for sugar for kids</image:title><image:caption>This 1960s ad seems weird now, but then again, sugar is better for you than some of the fake sweetener stuff...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-06T20:26:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/05/06/youre-no-better-than-rocks/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-06T20:14:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/05/05/caption-contest-chicken-offering-food-to-accordion-player/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/chicken-offering-sandwich-to-accordion-player.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicken offering sandwich to accordion player</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-19T20:16:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/05/02/the-royal-wedding-and-bacon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/pippa-middleton-sister-of-princess-kate-middleton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pippa Middleton, sister of Princess Kate Middleton</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-05T20:42:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/05/02/a-trip-to-baconalia/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-02T20:58:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/04/29/live-action-japanese-spiderman-from-the-70s/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-29T21:47:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/04/28/i-need-a-portable-incinerator/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-23T05:35:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/04/25/caption-contest-epic-fail-at-dancing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/is-this-dancing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>is this dancing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-13T04:44:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/04/20/pro-golfing-gone-wrong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/golf-kevin-na.jpg</image:loc><image:title>golf-kevin-na</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-21T23:24:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/04/18/caption-contest-guy-watching-professional-cleanup-crew/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/guy-watching-professional-cleanup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guy watching professional cleanup</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-25T21:53:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/04/15/how-turrible-is-this-video/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-19T04:37:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/04/15/pickles-do-not-go-with-bbq/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-17T20:30:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/04/14/caption-contest-lawmakers-playing-solitaire-instead-of-working/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/democrat-lawmakers-playing-solitaire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Democrat lawmakers playing Solitaire</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-17T23:43:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/04/07/another-funny-video/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-12T15:05:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/04/04/caption-contest-golf-cart-on-fire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/golf-cart-on-fire-explain-this.jpg</image:loc><image:title>golf cart on fire - 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uninstalling dictators</image:title><image:caption>It sounds like regime change is contagious...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/periodic-table-of-video-game-characters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>periodic table of video game characters</image:title><image:caption>Periodic Table of Video Game Characters -- how many can you name?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-21T05:27:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/03/17/explaining-japans-nuclear-situation-to-children/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-08T23:14:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/03/17/will-the-supermoon-destroy-us-all/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-22T14:03:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/03/14/burger-challenge-at-cheeburger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cheeburger-attempting-the-pounder-burger-challenge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheeburger - attempting the Pounder burger challenge</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-18T14:49:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/03/07/caption-contest-multi-car-pileup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/multi-car-pileup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>multi-car pileup</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-22T21:50:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/03/05/crazy-quotes-by-charlie-sheen/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-07T17:21:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/02/28/our-5-year-anniversary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/80s-nostalgia-cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>80's nostalgia cake</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-03T20:46:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/02/28/caption-contest-boy-with-boombox/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/boy-with-jambox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boy with jambox</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-01-25T06:08:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/02/23/caption-contest-dog-in-superman-costume/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dog-dressed-in-superman-costume.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dog dressed in Superman costume</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-02T23:02:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/02/23/taco-bell-superheroes/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-11T05:27:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/02/17/funny-taco-bell-commercials/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-17T22:13:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/02/14/caption-contest-valentines-day-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/whipped-wearing-a-pink-hat-just-because-she-says-it-looks-cool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whipped - wearing a pink hat just because she says it looks cool</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-12T21:50:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/02/10/decorating-with-super-mario-bros/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/blik-super-mario-bros-wall-stickers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blik Super Mario Bros wall stickers</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-10T07:16:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/02/07/caption-contest-soldiers-with-balloons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/soldiers-with-balloons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soldiers with balloons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-30T16:03:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/02/04/boiling-water-freezing-air-thundersnow/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-07T05:33:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/02/03/a-discommodious-definition/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-25T04:37:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/01/31/caption-contest-person-watching-volcano-eruption/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/volcano-eruption-kliuchevskoi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>volcano eruption - Kliuchevskoi</image:title><image:caption>(Click for a larger image.)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-28T20:13:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/01/29/grand-theft-bacon/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-07T05:35:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/01/25/caption-contest-car-flipping-over-3-guys-watching/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/car-flipping-over-3-guys-watching.jpg</image:loc><image:title>car flipping over, 3 guys watching</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-10T04:59:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/01/18/caption-contest-men-with-turbans-in-a-lake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/men-with-turbans-in-the-lake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>men with turbans in the lake</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-01T15:26:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/01/15/unique-art-using-music-from-zelda/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-16T04:01:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/01/13/a-urine-controlled-game-for-public-restrooms/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-14T01:36:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/01/12/caption-contest-kids-piling-snow-up-to-school-door/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/kids-piling-snow-up-to-school-door.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids piling snow up to school door</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-18T21:52:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/01/08/it-might-snow-gotta-buy-milk-bread/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-12T06:33:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/01/05/the-american-redneck-society/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-05T23:27:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2011/01/03/caption-contest-contraption-from-1911/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/contraption-picture-from-1911.jpg</image:loc><image:title>contraption, picture from 1911</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-19T05:36:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/12/30/the-worlds-worst-golfers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/golf-lots-of-sand-flying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>golfer with lots of sand flying</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-04T05:33:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/12/29/buying-lots-of-toilet-paper-for-fun/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-04T04:49:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/12/27/missing-post/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-04T04:42:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/12/21/an-after-christmas-snack/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-21T18:00:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/12/18/funny-remix-of-deck-the-halls/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-19T01:13:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/12/16/when-its-cool-to-be-fat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/santa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Santa Claus</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-03T20:59:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/12/14/caption-contest-santa-parade-in-nyc/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/santa-parade-in-new-york-city.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Santa parade in New York City</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-21T18:03:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/12/07/nasa-found-extraterrestrial-life-what-now/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-08T01:52:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/12/06/caption-contest-overweight-woman-at-burger-king/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/woman-overweight-at-burger-king.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woman - overweight at Burger King</image:title><image:caption>(Click for a larger image.)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-12T14:34:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/12/01/how-to-make-google-translate-beatbox/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-01T22:12:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/11/30/caption-contest-man-and-dog-begging/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/man-and-dog-begging.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man and dog begging</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-07T05:37:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/11/30/the-ultimate-soup/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-01T16:40:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/11/29/the-comedy-ninja/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-19T01:10:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/11/29/does-bacon-make-your-sandwich-better/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-01T14:51:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/11/23/caption-contest-bullfighting-bull-landing-on-head/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bullfighting-bull-landing-on-head.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bullfighting, bull landing on head</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-16T21:53:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/11/18/the-junk-food-diet-that-works/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/deep-fried-oreos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deep-fried Oreos</image:title><image:caption>Would deep-fried Oreos fit in this "diet"?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-01T16:54:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/11/15/caption-contest-car-stunt-epic-fail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/car-stunt-spanky-spangler-during-evel-knievel-days.jpg</image:loc><image:title>car stunt, Spanky Spangler, during Evel Knievel Days</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-13T05:21:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/11/08/caption-contest-president-obama-walking-into-a-crowd/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/barack_obama_90.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barack_obama_90</image:title><image:caption>(click for a larger image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-01T17:07:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/11/04/how-to-make-any-movie-awesome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/tank-in-battle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tank in battle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/flamethrower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flamethrower</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-09T16:50:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/11/01/caption-contest-man-pointing-at-food/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/man-pointing-at-food.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man pointing at food</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-11T05:05:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/10/30/funny-costumes-pt-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/costume-wonder-woman-wannabe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>costume - Wonder Woman wannabe</image:title><image:caption>Oh, my! This somewhat resembles Wonder Woman, but something just ain't quite right. This reminds me of the Tacky Party our singles group at church used to have...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/costume-super-mario-band.jpg</image:loc><image:title>costume - Super Mario band</image:title><image:caption>Speaking of trying... here's Mario, Wario, Luigi, Toad, and Princess Peach (or is that Daisy?)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/costume-silver-surfer-or-aluminum-foil-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>costume - Silver Surfer, or Aluminum Foil Man</image:title><image:caption>I'm not sure if he's supposed to be the Silver Surfer or Aluminum Foil Man.  At least he tried...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/costume-live-from-youtube.jpg</image:loc><image:title>costume - live from YouTube</image:title><image:caption>I like this because it shows creativity and it's unique.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/costume-green-army-men.jpg</image:loc><image:title>costume - green army men</image:title><image:caption>Green army men.  This is cool.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/costume-flying-pig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>costume - flying pig</image:title><image:caption>I know, there's the saying "if pigs had wings", and some people will be amused by how corny it is, but some people will think it's stupid. Wear at your own risk.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/costume-batman-in-wheelchair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>costume - Batman in wheelchair</image:title><image:caption>If you happen to be stuck in a wheelchair during Halloween, convert it to the Batmobile.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-16T04:21:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/10/27/why-do-women-wear-high-heels/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-09T05:13:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/10/27/super-mario-bros-car-decals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/super-mario-bros-car-decals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Super Mario Bros car 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- the futuristic world of 2010</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-12T05:58:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/07/08/tempted-with-jealousy/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-09T07:32:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/07/08/chick-fil-a-randomness/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-08T21:29:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/07/07/the-better-marriage-blanket/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-10T21:48:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/07/05/caption-contest-monkey-at-old-school-typewriter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/monkey-at-old-school-typewriter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monkey at old-school typewriter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-18T21:38:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/07/03/mr-t-commercials-for-snickers/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-06T18:55:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/07/01/must-keep-eating/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-01T23:22:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/06/30/funny-soccer-pictures-part-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/soccer-sheet-music-for-vuvuzela-concerto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soccer - sheet music for Vuvuzela Concerto</image:title><image:caption>In case it's not obvious, the music is just one note, held out the whole time and played very loud.  If you've watched the World Cup, you know about this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/soccer-hairstyle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soccer hairstyle</image:title><image:caption>I suppose he's trying to show he's a soccer fan while still looking professional.  I'm not sure he's successful, though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sign-soccer-not-allowed-play-in-archery-range.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sign - soccer not allowed, play in archery range</image:title><image:caption>Not very subtle, are they?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/soccer-man-hit-in-face-with-soccer-ball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soccer - man hit in face with soccer ball</image:title><image:caption>That looks quite painful.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/soccer-goalie-shocked.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soccer - goalie shocked</image:title><image:caption>This is actually more of an action picture; but the goalie is quite shocked.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/soccer-cleates-to-the-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soccer - cleates to the face</image:title><image:caption>That's gonna leave a mark...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-19T00:38:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/06/30/funny-soccer-pictures-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/soccer-with-elephants-approaching-goalie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soccer with elephants, approaching goalie</image:title><image:caption>I think this scenario would deter people from becoming goalies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/soccer-with-elephants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soccer with elephants</image:title><image:caption>This has potential, although it would be slower-paced, which wouldn't be good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/soccer-field-on-side-of-hill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soccer field on side of hill</image:title><image:caption>This also looks more interesting than the standard regulation size soccer field.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/soccer-field-with-moat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soccer field with moat</image:title><image:caption>Now THIS would make soccer a lot more interesting!  This gives me some other ideas, too...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/soccer-ball-to-the-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soccer ball to the face</image:title><image:caption>Doesn't this look like fun?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/soccer-action-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soccer action pic</image:title><image:caption>I figure two guys in this picture aren't happy about it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/soccer-done-wrong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soccer done wrong</image:title><image:caption>I know you can hit the ball with your head, but I think he's doing it wrong.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-30T07:57:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/06/28/caption-contest-car-in-pool/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-15T15:17:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/06/24/fat-sandwiches/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/munchies-420-fat-sandwich.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Munchies 420 fat sandwich</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-25T06:41:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/06/21/caption-contest-strong-man-eating-weird-food/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/strong-man-eating-weird-food.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strong man eating weird food</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-29T04:20:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/06/21/great-quote-about-frances-soccer-boycott/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-22T04:42:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/06/20/getting-fat-the-right-way/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-21T04:09:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/06/17/funny-pictures-episode-8/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/man-with-flooded-car-i-think-its-flooded.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man with flooded car - I think it's flooded</image:title><image:caption>I think it's flooded...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/barbie-bike-gangster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barbie bike gangster</image:title><image:caption>Are you gangsta' enough to be cool on a Barbie bicycle? (No.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/crappiness-is-recession-proof.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crappiness is recession proof</image:title><image:caption>Crappiness is recession proof.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/chuck-norris-action-jeans-ad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chuck Norris action jeans ad</image:title><image:caption>If doing roundhouse kicks tends to rip your jeans (I hate it when that happens!), then this is the product for you!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/basketball-whos-open.jpg</image:loc><image:title>basketball - who's open</image:title><image:caption>What's going on?  Who turned out the lights?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-23T15:53:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/06/16/hippo-what/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-29T04:21:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/06/15/how-not-to-relieve-shoulder-pain/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-15T21:00:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/06/14/caption-contest-car-attacked-by-birds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/car-windshield-covered-in-bird-poop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>car windshield covered in bird 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ocean</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-07T23:27:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/05/29/middle-earth-a-team/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-29T04:28:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/05/27/an-idea-to-improve-the-a-team-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/midgets-a-team.jpg</image:loc><image:title>midgets - A-Team</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-28T13:31:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/05/24/caption-contest-woman-crashed-car-into-boat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/woman-crashed-car-into-boat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woman crashed car into 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cookies</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-10-08T15:48:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/05/13/bacon-adds-to-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bacon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bacon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-22T21:10:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/05/13/limerick-day/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-13T20:34:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/05/10/caption-contest-car-covered-with-flowers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/car-covered-with-flowers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>car covered with 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shoot</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-07T22:25:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/04/29/where-to-buy-coffee-made-from-poop/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-15T05:31:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/04/26/caption-contest-many-people-in-one-truck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/many-people-in-one-truck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>many people in one truck</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-04T04:21:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/04/21/funny-pictures-episode-7/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/weather-forecast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weather-forecast</image:title><image:caption>When Glenn Beck forecasts the 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I've got game..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-12T05:03:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/01/06/research-shows-pickles-will-kill-you/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-08T16:44:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/01/05/how-the-grand-canyon-formed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/grand-canyon-think-of-fractals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grand Canyon - think of fractals</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-01-06T05:08:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2010/01/04/caption-contest-martial-arts-fighting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/guys-fighting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guys 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turkey</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-26T16:33:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/11/20/how-to-prevent-hurricanes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/hurricane-jeanne-2004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hurricane Jeanne (2004)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-12T15:20:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/11/18/celebrating-300000-pageviews/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pizza-buffet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizza 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sandwich</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-17T05:51:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/11/10/the-devil-doesnt-like-garlic/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-12T19:02:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/11/09/caption-contest-big-rock-with-people-in-front/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/big-rock-with-people-in-front.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big rock with people in front</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-13T11:21:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/11/08/how-long-was-bill-murray-stuck-in-groundhog-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/groundhog-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Groundhog Day</image:title><image:caption>"Don't drive angry."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-09T11:55:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/11/05/funny-costumes-pt-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/costume-zoltar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>costume - Zoltar</image:title><image:caption>Zoltar, from the movie "Big". This is very well-done! It's not for sale, but at &lt;A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://costumepop.com/kids-costumes/mechanical-genie-zoltar-costume/"&gt;this link&lt;/A&gt; they tell how they made it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/costume-witch-with-frog-soup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>costume - witch with frog soup</image:title><image:caption>witch with caldron of frog soup</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/costume-pimp-vader-and-leisure-suit-boba-fett.jpg</image:loc><image:title>costume - Pimp Vader and Leisure Suit Boba Fett</image:title><image:caption>Pimp Vader and Leisure Suit Boba Fett</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/costume-halo-costume.jpg</image:loc><image:title>costume - Halo costume</image:title><image:caption>This is the hero, Master Chief, from Halo 3. This one will be popular! You can get a &lt;A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://www.amazon.com/Halo-Master-Halloween-Costume-X-Large/dp/B000LTQH52/?tag=oddee-20"&gt;cheaper one&lt;/A&gt; for $68.95, but the "&lt;A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://www.amazon.com/Supreme-Halo-Costume-Adult-Std/dp/B001G6MCBM/?tag=oddee-20"&gt;supreme edition&lt;/A&gt;" (shown) is $779.99.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/costume-green-army-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>costume - green army man</image:title><image:caption>If you want to be a generic green army man, you can &lt;A TARGET="_blank" HREF="http://www.amazon.com/Adult-Green-Army-Man-Costume/dp/B000WZYPU4/?tag=oddee-20"&gt;buy&lt;/A&gt; this costume.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/costume-dogs-in-fast-food-costumes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>costume - dogs in fast food costumes</image:title><image:caption>Here's some "LOL dogs".</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/costume-chef-vader-serving-jar-jar-binks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>costume - Chef Vader serving Jar Jar Binks</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-30T18:44:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/11/03/caption-contest-sumo-wrestler-intro/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/sumo-wrestler-intro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sumo wrestler intro</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-07T07:34:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/10/28/funny-costumes-pt-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/costume-space-ghost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>costume - Space Ghost</image:title><image:caption>Space Ghost is awesome, but every time someone dresses up like him, it just doesn't work out so well...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/costume-iron-man-downgraded-to-paper-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>costume - Iron Man downgraded to Paper Man</image:title><image:caption>The economic downturn even affected Tony Stark.  But switching from iron to paper is gonna cost him in other ways...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/old-man-in-batman-costume-missing-parts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>old man in Batman costume, missing parts</image:title><image:caption>No utility belt, no shoes, no service.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/guy-in-galactus-costume.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guy in Galactus costume</image:title><image:caption>Uhh...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/guy-in-flash-gordon-costume1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guy in Flash Gordon costume</image:title><image:caption>I know he's supposed to be a good guy, but this scares me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/guy-in-costume-its-not-easy-being-green-lantern.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guy in costume - it's not easy being Green... Lantern</image:title><image:caption>It's not easy being Green... Lantern.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/guy-in-captain-marvel-costume.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guy in Captain Marvel costume</image:title><image:caption>Does this make you marvel?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/guy-in-batman-costume.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guy in Batman costume</image:title><image:caption>The Atkins Diet really worked for Batman!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/spiderman-costume-but-missing-some.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spiderman costume, but something's wrong</image:title><image:caption>There's several things wrong with this picture.  Can you find them?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/guy-in-aquaman-costume-with-feathers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guy in Aquaman costume, with feathers</image:title><image:caption>Why would you want to dress up as a wuss? 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people</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-09-03T20:36:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/08/29/funny-security-guard-at-brownsville-revival/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-19T11:29:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/08/27/story-reminder/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-28T04:40:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/08/26/buffet-o-bacon-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bacon-wrapped-club-crackers-with-cheese.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bacon-wrapped club crackers, with cheese</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bacon-wrapped-club-crackers-with-cheese-in-preparation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bacon-wrapped club crackers, with cheese, in 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tank</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-18T02:46:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/08/21/funny-pictures-episode-5/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/gourmet-foods-ad-trying-to-be-cool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gourmet foods ad trying to be cool</image:title><image:caption>If there's a proper way to speak Ebonics, this probably ain't it...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/badger-body-care-kit-at-cracker-barrel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>badger body care kit, at Cracker Barrel</image:title><image:caption>Saw this at Cracker Barrel... what's this about?  And why do "natural beauties" need badger body care?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/backside-of-mount-rushmore.png</image:loc><image:title>backside of Mount Rushmore</image:title><image:caption>Have you ever wondered what the backside of Mount Rushmore looked like?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/anybody-can-be-cool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anybody can be cool</image:title><image:caption>Anybody can be cool.  Hey, wait a minute... Is that John Tesh?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pickle-me-elmo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pickle Me Elmo!</image:title><image:caption>I predict Pickle Me Elmo will be the shopping craze of 2009...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-23T23:34:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/08/20/being-fat-burns-calories/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-21T09:55:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/08/18/some-say-exercise-wont-make-you-thin/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-20T15:11:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/08/17/caption-contest-two-people-with-phones-on-head/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/two-people-with-phones-on-head.jpg</image:loc><image:title>two people with phones on head</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-23T01:45:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/08/15/video-games-used-for-team-building-at-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/gta-jump-getting-lots-of-air.jpg</image:loc><image:title>car jump, getting lots of air</image:title><image:caption>You don't get to do stunts like this in real life...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/gta-guess-whats-about-to-happen-here.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guess what's about to happen here</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-08-17T15:55:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/08/12/public-approval-rating-going-down/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/obama-perception.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Obama - Perception</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-09-02T12:12:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/08/12/new-ratings-feature-on-comments/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hillary-clinton-with-two-thumbs-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hillary Clinton with two thumbs up</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-08-20T15:28:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/08/10/caption-contest-car-covered-with-grass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/car-covered-with-grass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>car covered with grass</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-08-25T14:37:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/08/08/dancing-to-mii-music-on-wii/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-24T16:54:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/08/06/the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-01T02:31:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/08/04/our-policy-on-twitter/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-05T05:58:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/08/03/caption-contest-man-with-fire-behind-him/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/man-with-fire-behind-him.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man with fire behind him</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-06T05:23:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/08/02/making-fast-food-fancy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/wendys-napoleon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wendy's Napoleon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-08-04T16:06:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/07/31/funny-pictures-episode-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dodge-neon-raised-high.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dodge Neon raised high</image:title><image:caption>Why???</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/obama-books-in-religion-section.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Obama books in religion section</image:title><image:caption>Some people don't even try to hide their bias.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/box-my-stuff-great-for-layoffs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>box - my stuff - great for layoffs</image:title><image:caption>Notice it says "MY" STUFF.  Perhaps this was designed for corporate layoffs...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bicycles-stuck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bicycles stuck</image:title><image:caption>Well, see, there was this bike stuck up there, so we thought we'd throw another one up there to knock it down...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/barf-dishwashing-soap-with-magic-brightness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Barf dishwashing soap, with magic brightness</image:title><image:caption>Barf dishwashing soap -- doesn't that just scream CLEAN?  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grease from Fab's burger challenge</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/burger-fabs-twin-towers-of-cholesterol1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fab's burger challenge</image:title><image:caption>These were called the twin towers of cholesterol</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/burger-fabs-twin-towers-of-cholesterol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fab's burger challenge</image:title><image:caption>These were called the twin towers of cholesterol</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/burger-fabs-next-to-kid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fab's burger challenge, next to kid</image:title><image:caption>There will be leftovers...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-03-10T05:01:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/03/02/caption-contest-soccer-player-surrounded-by-opposition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/soccer-people-passing-out.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soccer player, other team passed out</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-24T18:40:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/03/01/three-years-of-blogging/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/buffet-o-blog-monthly-stats-08-2006-thru-02-2009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>look at the traffic!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-03-02T05:48:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/02/25/its-time-for-some-research-funding/</loc><lastmod>2009-03-11T21:41:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/02/24/fat-tuesday/</loc><lastmod>2009-02-24T23:04:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/02/23/caption-contest-big-pizzas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/big-pizzas-two-men-eating.jpg</image:loc><image:title>two men eating big 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I'm skipping Windows Vista, until M$ puts out an OS that isn't crap.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/suicidal-snowman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>suicidal-snowman</image:title><image:caption>It doesn't have to end this way...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/snowmen-in-the-street.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snowmen-in-the-street</image:title><image:caption>Is this a snowmen parade, or are they about to take over the world?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/lolcat-i-can-has-shower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lolcat-i-can-has-shower</image:title><image:caption>I can has shower!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/halo-themed-wedding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halo-themed-wedding</image:title><image:caption>I wonder who is the bigger nerd...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-02-13T00:55:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/02/11/buffet-o-bacon-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/buffet-o-bacon-2-bacon-wrapped-sausage-plus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bacon-wrapped sausage plus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/buffet-o-bacon-2-bacon-empanadas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bacon empanadas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/buffet-o-bacon-2-bacon-pizza.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bacon pizza</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-02-12T08:23:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/02/10/under-the-weather/</loc><lastmod>2009-02-16T05:15:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/02/09/caption-contest-basketball-player-lost-his-shoe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/basketball-rajon-rondo-losing-his-shoe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>basketball - Rajon Rondo losing his shoe</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-05-06T20:45:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/02/08/the-bacon-explosion-i-must-try-this/</loc><lastmod>2009-02-10T19:17:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/02/07/the-art-of-bacon-weaving/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/bacon_weaving5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bacon_weaving5</image:title><image:caption>Mmm...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-02-08T03:53:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/02/05/woman-has-failed-the-driving-test-771-times/</loc><lastmod>2009-02-06T01:56:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/02/04/eat-chili-responsibly/</loc><lastmod>2009-06-05T04:07:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/02/03/groundhog-day-turns-violent-meaning-uncertain/</loc><lastmod>2009-02-27T10:47:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/02/02/caption-contest-burning-house-behind-firefighters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/firefighters-in-front-of-house-fire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>firefighters-in-front-of-house-fire</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-15T23:06:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/01/30/overeating-and-inactivity-doesnt-make-you-fat/</loc><lastmod>2009-02-04T21:19:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/01/28/our-subscription-options-which-help-us-both/</loc><lastmod>2009-04-28T05:37:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/01/27/man-vs-food-super-burger-challenge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/eagles-deli-challenge-burger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eagles-deli-challenge-burger</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-02-02T22:28:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/01/26/caption-contest-guys-eating-giant-burgers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/guys-eating-huge-burgers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guys eating giant burgers</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-08-01T06:03:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/01/25/special-diet-preparations-for-fasting/</loc><lastmod>2009-02-02T22:20:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/01/24/viewer-mail-issue-14/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/volcano-kilauea-in-sept-84-shot-450m-high1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>volcano-kilauea-in-sept-84-shot-450m-high1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/chocolate-chip-cookies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chocolate chip cookies</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-01-24T22:06:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/01/23/farting-lowers-your-blood-pressure/</loc><lastmod>2009-01-27T04:49:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/01/23/you-vs-a-velociraptor/</loc><lastmod>2009-01-24T22:26:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/01/21/you-need-fire-for-success/</loc><lastmod>2009-01-23T06:34:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/01/19/caption-contest-dump-truck-smashing-a-pickup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/dump-truck-driving-over-pickup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dump-truck-driving-over-pickup</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-06T05:13:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/01/19/how-id-party-in-obamas-situation/</loc><lastmod>2009-01-19T06:33:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/01/16/you-must-take-breaks-at-work/</loc><lastmod>2010-03-01T01:16:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/01/15/question-about-caption-contests/</loc><lastmod>2009-02-02T22:54:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/01/14/our-exclusive-snow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/snow-man-made.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man-made snow</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-02-19T05:32:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/01/12/caption-contest-big-couch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/big-couch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big-couch</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-05-06T20:58:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/01/11/firefox-3-knows-robots/</loc><lastmod>2009-01-18T11:37:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://buffetoblog.com/2009/01/08/funny-pictures-episode-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/obama-with-an-afro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>obama-with-an-afro</image:title><image:caption>Obviously fake, but it would be awesome if he had one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/newspaper-ad-can-you-burp-or-fart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newspaper-ad-can-you-burp-or-fart</image:title><image:caption>I know some people who should sign up...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/man-with-sign-need-karate-lessons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man-with-sign-need-karate-lessons</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/magazine-for-men.jpg</image:loc><image:title>magazine-for-men</image:title><image:caption>Perhaps this should be retitled "Magazine for Wussy Men"...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/indonesian-independence-day-festival.jpg</image:loc><image:title>indonesian-independence-day-festival</image:title><image:caption>I have no idea what's going on here...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://buffetoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/senate-race-in-colorado-bacon-vs-fries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>senate-race-in-colorado-bacon-vs-fries</image:title><image:caption>Here is a time to be 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