Here at Buffet o’ Blog, we’ve been known to experiment with various new food creations (see our Buffet o’ Bacon series), and we enjoy discussing the potential of new ideas. Something we heard about is deep-fried butter, which debuted at the Texas State Fair this year.
The creator says it tastes like a mix between a biscuit or a croissant that is stuffed full of butter. He also offers varieties with flavored butters: garlic, grape, or cherry.
Apparently the Texas State Fair has started a tradition of trying everything deep-fried, because this year they introduced many new deep-fried dishes: twisted yam on a stick, peaches and cream, fried pecan pie (picture that one!), pork chips, and more. Previous years have featured deep-fried lattes, fried banana splits, and chicken-fried bacon. (The latter is one I’d like to try, with a gravy dipping sauce.) The creator of deep-fried bacon has also introduced deep-fried cookie dough, Coke, and peanut butter and jelly and banana sandwiches.
He also made a radical new creation called Fire and Ice. It consisted of deep-fried pineapple chunks topped with strawberries, strawberry sauce, and banana-flavored whipped cream flash-frozen in liquid nitrogen. So when you were eating it, smoke would come out of your nose or mouth when you exhaled.
The creator of deep-fried butter has found such success as a concessionaire that he quit his job as a computer analyst, which he had done for 14 years. Supposedly he works for about 3 weeks a year now. I knew concession stands at fairs were highly profitable, but had no idea you could make that kind of money. Perhaps I need to take that up as a job on the side… I can come up with some great deep-fried goodness. 🙂
One of my readers recently heard a strange news story on the radio, so they found the link and sent it to me. The article is called “Revealed: The secrets of belly button fluff“. They said it sounded like something that should go here. (I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or not.)
Dr. Steinhauser, an Austrian scientist, has solved the “mystery” of belly button fluff. He studied 503 pieces of fluff from his own belly button, and ran chemical analysis on the samples. He works at the Vienna University of Technology, which doesn’t seem to fit with the story. He said that shaving your belly will result in a fluff-free navel, but only until the hairs grow back. And he said body piercings, such as belly button rings, help sweep away the fluff before it goes in your navel.
You may be wondering who cares about all this… But Dr. Steinhauser said, “The question of the nature of navel fluff seems to concern more people than one would think at first glance.” So maybe some of you have wondered. I’ve never cared, though. A similar Australian study concluded that the typical carrier of navel fluff is “a slightly overweight middle-aged male with a hairy abdomen.” So it’s mostly older, hairy, fat men. (Fortunately that does not include me.) That study collected 5,000 samples. Can you imagine studying other people’s belly button lint?
The article says Dr. Steinhauser also works on other projects, such as monitoring the erosion of his wedding ring. I suppose if you want a research project that will last you the rest of your life, that would be one. That sure sounds boring, though. Also mentioned in the article is Graham Barker, who has been collecting his navel fluff in jars every day since 1984. He’s now in the Guinness Book of Records for the world’s largest collection of navel lint. I realize many people want to be famous, but there has to be a better way…
One of the writers here recently mentioned the growing industry of butt facials, and then the article he referenced said men haven’t taken to it so far. That is completely understandable. But I recently read something similar to this which disturbs me. (Read on if you dare.)
In an article in TIME Magazine about not looking old on the job, they list some of the cosmetic surgeries common among men and women of the baby boomers generation. I can understand wanting to look younger, especially in tech fields typically dominated by people in their 20s and 30s. But wait ’til you read some of these. For men, the article lists things like tooth-tightening, neck tucks, and knee-tightening. That’s weird enough, but it gets even more crazy. The last item mentioned is a “butt lift and implant” — for men.
I’d never heard of such craziness, and I kinda wish I had never known. (If you feel the same way, well, too bad, because now you know.) The article explains why a man would want this: “Slacks can’t hide a saggy, deflated tush.” Whether true or not, I have to ask “WHO CARES?” Do men get less promotions or job offers because of their butts? I don’t think so. (And if there are instances where that is true, I wouldn’t want to work there anyway!)
The article explains the procedure: “Buttock lifts (up 660% in men from 2000 to 2006) involve surgically lifting baggy behinds; implants, a newer option, mean inserting silicone sacks.” I just have trouble believing any man would want butt implants… I don’t know… And guess what it costs… $4,500!
What is this world coming to?
I’ve just read about a disturbing new trend in spa treatments.
it’s called the ‘butt facial’! (how’s that for an attention grabber?)
apparently clients pay between $650 and $800 for a one hour treatment.
The price varies, of course, depending on what treatments are done (and likely by how nasty someone’s booty is)
“some treatments for the rear-end focus on cleansing and detoxifying the skin, much like a regular facial. Others use microderm abrasion or micro current therapy to rid the buttocks of cellulite deposits, acne and other skin problems.
“clients …have their derrières cleansed and ex foliated. Then a masque is applied and any waxing, if needed, is done. The treatment ends with a warm paraffin treatment.”
so what do you guys make of this? butt facials? a facial for your butt?
one article I read mentions that “so far, men haven’t taken to it.”
to that I say “DUH!!!”
you can read a bit more about them here and here