I’m afraid my sidekicks are copping an attitude. ~ Space Ghost
Whoa, Space Ghost, man! Crack a window, will ya! ~ Bobcat Goldwaith, on Space Ghost Coast to Coast
Another genius foiled by an incapable assistant. ~ Calvin
We demand that you bring this planet up to code! ~ Calvin and Hobbes
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. ~ Bart Simpson, on the chalkboard
Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding, ‘you’re making a scene.’ ~ Homer Simpson
I’m sorry for making gravy in the bathtub. ~ Homer Simpson
Marge: Homer, I think we have someone here who can help you.
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he’s a scientist.
Homer: Batman’s a scientist.
Marge: It’s NOT Batman!!
Sometimes even the wisest of man or machine can make an error. ~ Optimus Prime, Transformers
Destiny’s powerful hand has made the bed of my future and it’s up to me to lie in it. I am destined to be a superhero, to right wrongs and pound two-fisted justice into the hearts of evil-doers everywhere. You don’t fight destiny, no sir! And you don’t eat crackers in the bed of your future or you get all… itchy. ~ The Tick
Leela: Didn’t you have ads in the 21st century?
Fry: Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games… and on buses and milk cartons and T-shirts, and bananas and written on the sky. But not in dreams, no siree.
~ from Futurama
Fry: This can’t be happening!
Bender: It can and for all you know it is.
~ from Futurama
Now that you’re going off to war, I don’t want you to worry about your job. That’s why you’re fired. ~ from Futurama
“Say, Pooh, why aren’t YOU busy?” I said.
“Because it’s a nice day,” said Pooh.
“Why ruin it?” he said.
[Stimpy puts the Happy Helmut on Ren]
Ren: [panicky] ‘ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
Stimpy: It’s the Happy Helmut, Ren. Now you’ll always be happy! And this is the remote control, and I use this button to control how happy you are.
Ren: YOU, SICK LITTLE MONKEY!
~ Ren & Stimpy
Ren: All right, Stimpy. He’s got us. Give him back the five bucks.
Stimpy: [crying] I can’t! I’ve been bad, Ren. You’ll smack me.
Ren: When have I ever? Now go ahead. Tell me what’s wrong.
Stimpy: All this talk about eating made me hungry. I ate the five bucks.
Ren: [Slaps Stimpy] You stupid idiot! You filthy worm! You bloated sack!
~ Ren & Stimpy
Ooooh, FREAK OUT! ~ Dexter Douglas, Freakazoid
Something smells like poo gas! ~ Cosgrove, Freakazoid
Hans: Now, come. We mustn’t linger. It is not safe here at night.
Freakazoid: It’s day.
Hans: Well, then, I suppose we can linger for a moment.
A Lawn Gnome: We are wise and cunning.
Another Lawn Gnome: We stole man’s fire and then tried to hide it in our pockets.
A Lawn Gnome: That was painful and dumb. So we became even more cunning.
If either of you ever again ridicule an over weight person, I will personally sit on you! ~ FatMan, Freakazoid
Bad guy: Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber.
Freakazoid: That’s because we make lots of things better than other people!
I believe in superheroes. I believe they are kind, righteous people who keep their word. I admire and I respect them. All except the Hulk fella, him I no like. He’s got a bad smell. Anyway, a few weeks ago, my daughter, she started dating a boy… not a Shriner. When he come to da house for the first time, I take him to da garage, to show him my little putt-a-putt. That’s what I call my little Shriner car, my little putt-a-putt. When we get to da garage, this boy, his name is “Snortz” or something, he takes one look at my little car, and he starts laughing and saying: “What a stupid little car! Hey mister, why you have such a stupid little dumb little stupid-car? This boy! He make fun of my little putt-a-putt in front of-a my daughter! I felt the fool! ~ Mr. Fizzizzi, Freakazoid
Grim: How come every time I take you kids to the mall it burns to the ground?
Billy: I blame it on the economy.
~ The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
I am the epitome of destruction… ~ gorilla to Samurai Jack